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Mom: Ajay,if you make up your mind,you can do anything in this world.

Ajay: No Mom! I can't, when you are around.

Authour--- Uddhav Bhaiwal by
Two friends Ram & Shyam got in a bus. When asked for tickets by the bus conductor,Ram requests for one ticket for himself and a half ticket for his friend Shyam, saying that his friend is half mad. Conductor says," Nevertheless, you will have to purchase TWO tickets,because your frind is half mad & you are overwise !! " by uddha
" What is fortification?" " Two twentifications!" by UDDHAV BHAIWAL

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